so........ I finished my trials for the school certificate yesterday... and they were so much fun, I'm serious it was the best time of my life.
ha ha
if I said that whatever deity that could possibly be out there.... or not I guess.... would smite me. I would fry and my hair would frizzle and then they would cause some freak accident where my fried carcass would be crushed by a steam roller.
yeah... that just about sums it up.
... hey, don't you love that, how you know that while I'm typing this I desperately need to pee..... but I cant because I have wet green fingernails... and I don't know about you but Id rather not have green paint on my lower region.
anyway.... well... there really isn't any point in thi- OH HEY... there is a point... what I really wanted to say that I had forgotten up until this point (obviously) is that SKULL CAPS SUCK!!!!!!!! seriously... I'm doing the witches with the local theatre and we have to be balled...... and so we have these dumb skull caps that aren't fitted yet so basically we look... well I got the dodgey one so I look like I'm wearing a condom on my head.....
and they give you a headache
and they itch
and they make you sweat through your hair (which is totally gross)
and they suck (did I say that?)
and they smell bad
and mines got purple patches because the first time I wore it I had freshly dyed my hair purple and green that afternoon
and they are a bitch to put on
and they pull on your hair
and they come off
and they enable me to wear a short wig that chafes my neck
and they suck
and they are really easy to break
and I could be mildly allergic to latex
and I got the dodgey one
and....... BASICALLY THEY SUCK
... maybe I should change my mood to frustrated.. though I was barely even thinking about the caps until I started writing this... but that would completely defy the point of this entry as I started the entry to specifically bitch about the skull caps

ok... Il shut up now
I'm going
bye
still going
hey I got green nail polish on the keyboard
oh god my bladders going to burst
BYE